NO. It is NOT “like that time“… This is my story.
Don’t cut me off half-way through a sentence to interrupt with some story you have- that you think is better than where i am going with mine. It isn’t. And no one cares. And that is not what I was going to say anyhow.
We get it.. your life is far more interesting than everyone else’s. Everything you have is better than everyone else’s… every experience is more interesting, and every purchase is more expensive. Shut Up. No one wants to hear about your shit. Let someone else tell a story – that is legitimate, without all sorts of exaggeration. I am sorry but you people know who you are, and you need to be called out. That shit is annoying! Nobody likes to stand there, nodding and smiling – pretending to be interested in your over-exaggerated banter while they are secretly thinking of what it would look like if someone could somehow grab your tongue and pull it out… and slice it off. ( oh wait… isn’t that what everyone pictures when this happens…. or is it just me? …nevermind. )
Now, can I finish my story?
